Hogwarts is an unusual place. A Dark Lord, who has undergone unsuccessful plastic surgery, is turned down for a position. An elderly man with white hair wears two pairs of wool socks yet still complains about feeling cold during the summer. The Potions Professor, who never cleans his hair, is anxious about losing his hair, and the key keeper enjoys petting dragons! William had wished to experience a normal life for seven years, until that fateful night when the doorknob of the college common room was taken away…