I Can Do It

In a particular LOL competition, a well-known online streamer, notorious for irritating viewers, was simultaneously explaining and broadcasting the event. Streamer: This support is so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler were my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I suggest that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What nonsense! If you’re better, then you should do it! Streamer: Daddy, I really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it, then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with striking blue hair stepped in front of the audience and flawlessly played Zed, eliminating everyone he encountered, making all the female fans flirt with infidelity. During the MVP interview following the match, everyone held their breath, eagerly anticipating this newcomer. The boy took the microphone, smiled, and asked, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you send your head over?” After a certain regular season match concluded, a staff member went backstage to urge the team members to proceed on stage for their interviews, only to find TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in a corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road leaned Soft, their new mid laner, against the wall. He lowered his gaze and slowly asked, “For the interview later, do you know what to do?” The quick-tempered mid laner, who had established his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he appeared on stage, was now completely blushing. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”