Cupid has shown me that there are three crucial steps to capturing someone's heart: load the bullet, identify the target, and fire at the heart. However, this notion is not accurate. So, I grabbed a .44 caliber revolver, filled it with bullets in four distinct colors: joy, pain, submission, and resistance, and aimed at the target that Cupid had selected for me. Yet, one question continues to trouble me—Why are all my potential marriage partners... not human?
...read more
Comments 0