My Love Disaster Notes

With the college entrance exam looming ahead, I am being pressured by the system to date a "bad girl"—isn't that a distraction from my studies? What young man could resist such allure? Lin Chuan quickly opened the dating manual. [In your sophomore year, you planned to return home to see your wild rose.] [She passed away; your first love vanished without a trace…]… [In your senior year, your childhood sweetheart got accepted into a graduate program overseas. Three years later, her best friend sent you six letters; you received news of her funeral.] [You were heartbroken, and from that moment, you led a life filled with despair and sorrow.]… [At thirty, in a vacant rented apartment, you proposed to your new girlfriend, with whom you had built a life of mutual support, and gifted her a necklace.] [A week later, she died; her body was found swollen in the river.]… [After enduring numerous emotional hardships, you finally attained remarkable success, becoming an elite with both wealth and fame, and also enjoying a love life envied by many.] [One month later, you died, your body severed into eight pieces.] — Lin Chuan: "..." Does it have to involve someone dying? Either they perish or I do? This ridiculous diary should be called Death Note.