I am Gisela Louise Marie, the daughter of Emperor Joseph and Empress Elisabeth, a noble princess of the Austro-Hungarian Empire and the heir to the Habsburg-Lorraine dynasty. Many claim that the Habsburgs are destined for failure, but I must insist: Impossible, utterly impossible! This world is filled with magic, science, and agriculture; how could we possibly be at an end?! The ministers agree: Yes, yes, yes! While others engage in warfare, you, joyful Austria, should focus on marriage! What Mars, the god of war, grants to others, Venus, the goddess of love, will bestow upon you. A fantastical anthropomorphic narrative: Germany and Austria may not merge, yet it does not imply they cannot come together!