My Imperial Advisor is ChatGPT

When Qin Shi Huang, the inaugural emperor of a unified China, unexpectedly established a connection with ChatGPT, the aesthetic of the Qin Dynasty transformed into something distinctly "cyber." Inquiring about immortality? Little G responds, "Honey, that’s referred to as heavy metal poisoning. Drink more hot water." Questioning the nation's destiny? Little G quips, "Spoiler alert: He died in his second life, and the culprit is your 'good' son." Seeking wisdom from the Confucian scholar? Little G remarks, "What a waste to deceive people! I propose adopting the 996 work culture, and if you can’t produce a viral piece praising the Qin Dynasty that exceeds 10 views, you’ll go hungry." Ying Zheng was taken aback. In a bid to challenge fate, the Qin Dynasty plunged into a whirlwind of fierce competition: Zhao Gao was compelled to shift from a schemer to an "industrial failure"; Hu Hai was confined in a dark room, made to study "Five Years of College Entrance Examination"; the Confucian scholars could no longer be fooled; they would all be dragged into the "Great Qin Editorial Department" to edit texts! I plan to utilize big data to teach Xiang Yu a lesson and investigate Liu Bang’s credit history! Witness how the First Emperor, wielding AI, forcefully navigates the malfunctioning vehicle of history onto the expressway!